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Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

I believe it. SMH!

(Source: moshita, via imanonsten)

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imanonsten:

I am just observing the fandom react. They go through these stages every few months.

Denial
 Meltdown
Conspiracy Theories
Excuses

It is all lies. Never happened.
They changed the dates. They Photoshopped the pictures. Tabloid, Paparazzi, and Hater conspiracy against XXXsten.
She is just rehearsing her part. She is filming. It is not smoke but water vapor. That is her dog, whatever name it is. There is juice or water in the can, not beer. The can is for the dog. But it must be HER Dog. That is her film crew.

I really wish they were of the right mind to listen to themselves. Maybe that is why certain safe and sane members of the fandom are crying foul and calling their own out.

We have pictures from what looks like 3 separate days; all taken in New Orleans. Some even posted by fans and her friends on her Birthday. So there is no doubt as to the dates. You can say it is the 8th 9th or 10th. What does that even matter?
It is a public park and that is not her dog. This is a male dog and it is much older. But I know for the sheep that is hard to grasp. 

There is no film crew. There is no script. There are only people having fun with Frisbees and dogs. In fact they have bags with snacks and she is not the only one drinking a beer. 

Weird right?
And she smokes from a bong. And yes she did hide it when she took a hit.

Why do that if you are actually rehearsing unless the camera you are hiding it from is ……..

And there is no denying she is smoking from a bong pipe. To be honest she could actually be smoking Crack. 

So if I was the fandom I would go with pot. It certainly looks better for a stars image. ;) And by the way this is illegal in New Orleans not to mention it is a public place. But I digress. And who says one of these guys is a bodyguard, the fandom?

But I do not have a problem with the pot or beer or having fun with Frisbees and dogs. I think Pot should be legal. But sadly it is not there and it is definitely not legal out in a public place. And she is their ROLE MODEL after all.

What I do have a problem with is the lack of intelligent thought from her fans in general. The lies made to cover up the truth because some find it so hard to accept. If what she does shames them so much that they have to lie and make excuses to cover it up. I would think it would be better to find someone else to fangirl over. 
Being her fan is too high maintenance if you ask me. It is no wonder her fans cannot keep their stories straight. They are always on alert and doing damage control. But that seems to be the price they are all willing to pay to be her fan. And so is this.

imanonsten:

I am just observing the fandom react. They go through these stages every few months.

image

  1. Denial
  2. Meltdown
  3. Conspiracy Theories
  4. Excuses

image

It is all lies. Never happened.

They changed the dates. They Photoshopped the pictures. Tabloid, Paparazzi, and Hater conspiracy against XXXsten.

She is just rehearsing her part. She is filming. It is not smoke but water vapor. That is her dog, whatever name it is. There is juice or water in the can, not beer. The can is for the dog. But it must be HER Dog. That is her film crew.

image

I really wish they were of the right mind to listen to themselves. Maybe that is why certain safe and sane members of the fandom are crying foul and calling their own out.

image

We have pictures from what looks like 3 separate days; all taken in New Orleans. Some even posted by fans and her friends on her Birthday. So there is no doubt as to the dates. You can say it is the 8th 9th or 10th. What does that even matter?

It is a public park and that is not her dog. This is a male dog and it is much older. But I know for the sheep that is hard to grasp.

image

There is no film crew. There is no script. There are only people having fun with Frisbees and dogs. In fact they have bags with snacks and she is not the only one drinking a beer.

image

Weird right?

And she smokes from a bong. And yes she did hide it when she took a hit.

image

Why do that if you are actually rehearsing unless the camera you are hiding it from is ……..

image

And there is no denying she is smoking from a bong pipe. To be honest she could actually be smoking Crack.

image

So if I was the fandom I would go with pot. It certainly looks better for a stars image. ;) And by the way this is illegal in New Orleans not to mention it is a public place. But I digress. And who says one of these guys is a bodyguard, the fandom?

image

But I do not have a problem with the pot or beer or having fun with Frisbees and dogs. I think Pot should be legal. But sadly it is not there and it is definitely not legal out in a public place. And she is their ROLE MODEL after all.

image

What I do have a problem with is the lack of intelligent thought from her fans in general. The lies made to cover up the truth because some find it so hard to accept. If what she does shames them so much that they have to lie and make excuses to cover it up. I would think it would be better to find someone else to fangirl over.

Being her fan is too high maintenance if you ask me. It is no wonder her fans cannot keep their stories straight. They are always on alert and doing damage control. But that seems to be the price they are all willing to pay to be her fan. And so is this.

image